Everybody can quote their favourite Disney movies, but how many of you are familiar with these gems? The Daily Shift’s Denise O’Donoghue lists ten of the best Disney insults of all time…
Disney has the best insults…
They’re the stories of our childhood so surely our favourite Disney films were completely wholesome, right? We’ve already looked at some of the most heartbreaking moments in Disney history but now it’s time for something different: the most deliciously cruel comments to have come from our 2D friends.
10. Toy Story:
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” You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.” – Buzz to Woody.
9. Pocahontas:
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“Oh, yes, all that talk about being a pathetic social climber who’s failed at everything he’s tried…” – Wiggins to Governor Ratcliffe.
8 Mary Poppins:
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“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” – Mrs Banks on men.
7. The Jungle Book:
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“It’s Baloo, that shiftless, two bit, jungle bum.” – Bagheera about Baloo.
6. Tangled:
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“Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look, you’re here too.” – Mother Gothel to Rapunzel.
5. Snow White:
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“She’s a female! And all females is poison! They’re full of wicked wiles!” – Grumpy about Snow White.
4. The Lion King:
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“I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog’s backside. But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It’s clear from vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs.” – Scar to the hyenas.
3. Beauty and the Beast:
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“It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking…”- Gaston talking about Belle.
2. Mulan:
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“Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot and you haven’t got a clue.” – Shang to the army.
1. Aladdin:
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“You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you’ll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!” – Prince Achmed to Aladdin.
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